Jilted Jackie
Dear madam fellow Journalist.
I know everyone gushing about how great the Kiv. News has been is probably a great compliment to you, and you must be feeling pretty good about yourself.
But that's no excuse for your behaviour.
You STRANDED ME at what COULD BE the world's DULLEST discussion about grizzly bears.
It's going to take some fancy dancing to get back in my good graces, missy.
You have 12 hours.
(They always give a timeline at the end of these things.)
4 comments:
I am so sorry! Haha, I mean, well, no, I do mean sorry... I have been stuck with a phone to my ear all day. Hopefully that is a good enough excuse!!! And then there are papers to pick up and paper boys... okay, it was probably far too heinous of a meeting so I will just stick with sorry. I'll be there once the Army of Darkenss is sorted out though!!!
You are picking up paper boys?
Scandalous.
I'm going to do a story on that.
Hahaha NO, I pick up papers, they deliver them, I give them money!
Too late. I just reported you to the attorney general. You're in trouble now!
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