"Hint, Hint" - God

I came home yesterday evening to find the following message on my machine.

Hello? Hellooooooo?Um Hi. This is Abdulah from Winnipeg. I am calling you in the name of the Bible. Maybe this isn't a good time. I will call you back later in the evening. Bye.

Hmmmmm. I'm not sure. The message was pretty vague. But I think that's what God does before he smotes you. So if you never hear from me again on this blog, assume I've been smoten.

That is all. 


Anonymous March 11, 2009 at 12:24 PM  

Smote them if ya got them.

I'm not sure if I prefer the telephone variety of this over the face to face, ring your doorbell variety.

There is something to be said for discussing theology at your door in a half open bathrobe, after being woken up from sleeping after a midnight shift. Hanging up just isn't the same.

Megan March 11, 2009 at 1:53 PM  

If he calls back, you have to let us know.