"Hint, Hint" - God
I came home yesterday evening to find the following message on my machine.
Hello? Hellooooooo?Um Hi. This is Abdulah from Winnipeg. I am calling you in the name of the Bible. Maybe this isn't a good time. I will call you back later in the evening. Bye.
Hmmmmm. I'm not sure. The message was pretty vague. But I think that's what God does before he smotes you. So if you never hear from me again on this blog, assume I've been smoten.
That is all.
2 comments:
Smote them if ya got them.
I'm not sure if I prefer the telephone variety of this over the face to face, ring your doorbell variety.
There is something to be said for discussing theology at your door in a half open bathrobe, after being woken up from sleeping after a midnight shift. Hanging up just isn't the same.
If he calls back, you have to let us know.
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