One hour = infinite time
I officially have enough time to do the following on my lunch hour:
- Walk home (and discover a new section - "search" for songs - on my ipod, en route)
- Prepare and eat lunch.
- Prepare and eat lunch part 2 (because part 1 just wasn't enough)
- Sit down and watch the end of kid's Jeopardy.
- Find out some kid's mother is leaving his father on some soap opera (incidentally, leaving him for a "worse" man)
- Take a shower (no opportunity this morning what with the alarm-clock-not-going-off fiasco)
- Discover I don't have any human-sized towels left (thanks to the over-flowing dishwasher fiasco of last night)
- Dry self off with a tea towel (frustrating)
- Get changed/grab wallet/leave house
- Walk back to work (and get converted by the missionaries of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.)
Pheuf. I'm tired.
5 comments:
I love Nunavut's rigidly enforced lunch hour. It's so civilized.
Oh yah. The only thing MORE civilized is France's 2-hour mandatory lunch/nap-time from 12-2.
Classic.
hehehehe a tea towel eh? I want to hear more about the dishwasher incident!
The now infamous dishwasher incident (as my entire work has heard it now haha).
Last night, decided to play Martha Stewart. Get the dishes done, cook a nice supper etc.
Everything goes fine, load the dishwasher, put the soap in, preset it to "extra rinse" (it had been a couple days, definitely needed some pre-soakage).
Sit down to watch The Office... an hour later, wander into my kitchen to see bubbles leaking out of the dishwasher. I go to grab a towel to mop it up, and the dishwasher hits NEW CYCLE and the bubbles start to seep out of the machine at a startling pace... swiftly covering my kitchen floor in a matter of minutes.
I only own two towels, and both put in some serious overtime cleaning up my mess.
I maintain I'm innocent. It's not MY fault Sunlight makes both dish AND laundry detergent.....
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints have their ninja missionaries up here? My grand parents are part of that church, I thought they changed their name to the Church of Love or something creepy like that?
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